i'm not real i'm just bones

"Of course, your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women’ll say they don’t like it, but they do. Makes them wet as October."


Yea I can rap

[Clears throat]

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree


if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great


Marion Cotillard and Michael Fassbender in MacBeth


King C.R.E.A.M. XVI

Antoine-François Callet, King Louis XVI (1754-1793) / C.R.E.A.M., Wu-Tang Clan


p.s. if u regularly feel shitty about yourself after interacting with someone you call a friend, or if you find yourself frequently doubting things you believe to be true about yourself because someone you call a friend makes you doubt them, or even if u just feel really exhausted and full of negative vibes after hanging out with a pal, then maybe u should reconsider how much of a pal that person is

friends are friends because they affirm you when you need it and help you out of tough spots and try hard to be sensitive to your unique combination of insecurities instead of drawing them out just so they can stomp on them to make them sting more and listen to you when you try to talk about the hurtful things they might unconsciously do and then try to change them and tell you when you unknowingly hurt them because friendship means making change in your life so that you can grow into beautiful blossoms together, friendship is a garden of wildflowers and not one giant rose growing stronger and bigger than everyone else and pricking its thorns into everything around it

"As for the women, they just might be the strongest, bravest, wisest female characters to grace a major network screen since Cagney and Lacey." [x]


Don’t cry
Don’t raise your eye
It’s only teenage wasteland

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✿ emeline ✿

all i want is a dress with puffy sleeves.

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