okaywork:

it’s funny when british people are like “how do americans live without X food item” because they literally have the worst tasting food out of every country in the world they literally eat baked beans on toast

squid-ichorous:


debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

squid-ichorous:

debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

chocolatemew:

i-effed-it-all-up:

songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown

and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down

rivertrash:

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

"also the artist was punched in the face"

art is truly dead

rivertrash:

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

"also the artist was punched in the face"

art is truly dead

mensweardog:

Menswear Dog Goes Into The Wild

Featured Items:
Buffalo Plaid Jacket: Woolrich
Fisherman’s Sweater: Original Penguin
Chambray Shirt: Land’s End
Hudson Bay Axe: Best Made Company
Brown Button Down & Henley: Club Monaco

tagged: +luke 

alchemyjones:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got 3 reputable references, 5 years of relevant experience, and an M.A. in a related field. this is an entry-level position.

my roommate is sick with a disease that usually only babies get???